I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I fucking hate this website
How does a person not understand this?
i’m always in a cuddling mood but I never have anyone to cuddle with do you see my struggle
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato